cucumber wizard, almond knight
Hatsune Miku eats dirt!
Pray For The Wicked is homophobic!
everyone in the super pal trio evades taxes but for different reasons. catra evades taxes because she’s just like that, entrapta evades taxes because she’s running an experiment to see how long it takes the government to notice, and scorpia evades taxes because she cannot for the life of her figure out how to do them
where a superhero has a friend who is their ride. like even the villains respect it, because the friend is like the most normal and nice person ever
“that’s claire, she drove me here”
*claire waves from a prius*
“will you need a lift back?”
“no, have fun on your date”
the being of interdimensional destruction:. c̗͎̲̲̞͍͚̓̏̑̀̍̎͡l̬̫̭͈̙̥͈̯͈̣͐̓͗͡͞à̗̱̻̱̤̪̳̍̈̓̉̈̾͗͜͡͡ͅi̶̹̙̯͕͈̱̖͗̈͊̉̿̔̒͠r̪̞͉̻̖͔̱̃́̆̽̂͑͂͘͜͟ȩ̴̡̘̻̥͚̣͐̉̏͆͠ i̢͈̣͙̼͒̑̌̃̈́͗̂͂̈́s̷̙̹͚̝͈̟̝̙̈́̇͋̀͋͂̌͘ d̛̻̞̥͇͎̝̰͐̽̒̄̓̂͟ä̴̬̝͈̼̩̭̦͓́̍̑͂̀̀̅̆̆͜͠t͎̼̭͍̜͍͂͌̍̏̚̚͞͡į̴͕̞̺̤̥̟̻̲̽͊̂̔̃͡ņ̴̢͔̹̫̲̮̩̃̈́͛̊̓͡͝g̛̪̗̜̝̹͉̠̞͉͂͂̀̉̽̇͊͢͝͡ ȧ͎̰̜̱̰͛͒̇̋͠g̴̢̞̳͈͇̩͈̻̃̎͑͆̈́̒̀͝ͅa̛̰̲̗̼̗̳̫̩̖͒́͒̔̃ǐ̛̺̗̯̰̳̟̣̓̿̐͛̋͊̕n̶͓̟͚̦̔̎̓̿̏͢͝͝?̵̺̬̜̝̗͖̣̑̏̂͠͠͠
this was pretty much my thought process
humans are so terrifyingly imaginative I would bet you like a few dollars if an alien empire showed up on our doorstep they’d have NO IDEA what parts of our culture are real and happened and what parts of our culture are fake but popular
reminder to myself about the process of drafting & revising:
- first drafts are for making it exist
- second drafts are for making it functional
- third drafts are for making it effective
This is the most important thing I’ve learnt in writing my novel. Have fun the first time but know your first pass isn’t going to be perfect
Are you Patrick Stump af?
Most importantly…
GREMLIN AF
I have and never will be disappointed by @laudanumcafe and her addations to LITERALLY ANYTHING
That Pinata one will always give me the willies.
the pope may have called trans ppl “the annihilation of man” but what he didnt realize is that thats a sick title and hes a shitty old bitch
I like how looney tunes were like “wouldn’t it be funny if a cute cartoon character suddenly yelled extremely loud and furiously in a totally regular man’s voice” and then they just used that gag a million times and it always was funny